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Apr 28

Spare Red Lever Arch Files!

From: <removed>

Date: 27th April

Subject: Spare Red Lever Arch Files!

I have near my desk a few spare Red Lever Arch Files as well if anyone is interested. They were ordered for general office supplies,

So only grab some if you need them.

Cheers


Feb 26

Nail polsih remover

From: Reception

Date: 26th Feb

Subject:  Does anybody have nail polsih remover? We need it in boardroom <x> - please contact reception if you have some on your person or nearby to your person


Another Windy Day

Date: 26th Feb

Subject:  Another Windy Day in Reception

Good morning,

Could all xxxx please refrain from using the reception entrance today because of the Wind.

Each time the reception door is opened it creates a windy environment to the show room and reception area.

Thanks for your co-operation


Feb 20

The great paper crisis of 2009

Subject: A3 100gsm Paper
Date: Thursday, 10 December 2009 2:14 PM

Hey guys, 

Just a heads up for people who don’t know - A3 100gsm paper is back, but because of stock issues at Officeworks we have reverted back to the old fuji Xerox brand paper. Its in its usual spot, wrapped in brown paper 

Cheers, 

Jimmy
Office Administrator



Subject:
A3 100gsm Paper
Date: Thursday, 10 December 2009 3:34 PM

Hey guys, 

Turns out the paper I mentioned earlier is not the right size and therefore will not fit into the printer trays…..please do not use it. Instead continue to use to 80gsm A3 until I can get normal 100gsm A3 in. 

Sorry for the mix up 

Jimmy



Subject:
Paper Problems
Date: Tuesday, 15 December 2009 5:10 PM

Hey all, 

As many of you may have noticed we have recently had trouble with paper supplies. We have had a lot of problems with our supplier of late, with paper being out of stock, receiving incorrect orders, as well as numerous account and ordering glitches. 
I apologise for any inconvenience caused, and have been working hard to rectify this problem. Paper has been ordered through our old supplier and should arrive tomorrow morning. We’ll just have to hold on until then!

*For people at [specific office] I would ask that you refrain from any unnecessary printing, especially large documents as we are close to no A4 paper left. 

Thankyou for your patience and sorry again for the inconvenience 

Kind regards 


Jimmy



Subject:
Paper
Date: Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:33 AM

Hey Everyone, 

This is just to let you know that the paper crisis is over! L.12 & L.10 now have ample supplies of A4 80gsm, A4 100gsm & A3 100gsm paper…..and I have confirmed Bank st. and Lt. Bourke st that your paper orders were delivered yesterday. Please note that because we ordered from our old supplier Fuji Xerox that the paper is in different packaging, but rest assured it is of identical quality 

Thank you again for your patience 

Jimmy


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